BALLET FLATS FOR DINNER

Ballet Flats for Dinner is an autobiographical solo comedy show written and performed by Bridget McGuire. A mix of stand-up and storytelling, Ballet Flats tells the story of McGuire's life growing up with intrusive thoughts, a form of OCD. From thinking she was pregnant at age 11, to wondering if she killed her friend's boyfriend at 25, to finally getting help at the ripe old age of 38, Ballet Flats will have you laughing the entire time.

REVIEWS

REVIEWS

“The first time I heard Bridget tell the Ballet Flats for Dinner story, I howled with laughter. And cringed. And wanted more. I also knew right away that I’d have to tell it to my family as soon as I got home. Which I did. And they howled and cringed and wanted more. Her show is a flat-out delight, not only because wow, it’s just so good to laugh, but because of how light her touch is in sharing a part of her life that involves a good share of difficulty. Bridget is down-to-earth, irreverent, hugely generous with her honesty, and just so dang funny. Five stars, thumbs up, like and subscribe, would definitely see again etc!!!" -Peter Hermann

"Ballet Flats for Dinner was more than just a one woman comedy show. A little bit standup, a lot story telling, and an overwhelming amount of laughs. Anxiety has never looked better!" Danielle O.

"I was blessed in March 2025 to attend Ms. McGuire's show (Ballet Flats) at Second City, Chicago. Funniest 70 minutes I've ever experienced. My only "complaint"----it was 2 hours too short!!! If you like to enjoy life, go see this show, whenever and wherever you can. Bring your friends, family, neighbors, strangers, anyone. You'll never regret it!!" Tim Q.

"I’ve never laughed harder or cringed more (in the best way) than I did watching Bridget’s solo show. She somehow managed to turn something as serious as OCD into something hysterical without making it feel heavy or preachy. She had the whole room laughing nonstop! If you ever get a chance to see her live, do not miss it."

- Becky M.

"I've had the absolute pleasure of seeing Bridget perform many times, and she is hilarious, heartfelt, and completely relatable. Her set touches on the everyday awkwardness of life—from having crushes on boys in junior high to the hilariously unfortunate "incident" of her mom’s underwear. She has a gift for turning life’s most basic moments into laugh-out-loud stories that has the whole room cracking up. What truly stands out, though, is how she weaves in her real experience with OCD. She spoke openly and honestly about her diagnosis, using humor not to minimize it, but to give it light, warmth, and understanding. It is powerful, funny, and deeply human. You leave the show feeling like you’ve laughed your way through something important. She’s not just a comedian—she’s a brilliant storyteller who makes you feel seen while making you laugh until your cheeks hurt. Go see her if you get the chance!" - Anna F. 

UPCOMING…

September 11

Zanie’s Rosemont

5437 Park Place, Rosemont IL